Stole my trash bin because theirs got repossessed for lack of payment. Dumb asses thought I wouldn’t know it was them. Trash collection company took my old trash bin away from them, gave me a brand new one, and gave me a credit for having to deal with all this bullshit.

Stole the windshield wipers off of my car. I caught him on a security camera stealing them one night. Next day I went over to his house and told that some low life stole my damn wipers. The look he gave me was priceless, don’t think he liked me calling him a low life. After I told him I had him on video he goes fine take them back and that was the last time I spoke to him

I had a neighbor who literally thought she owned the actual street and had some big beef with my landlord (she’d sued him several times for things that never made any sense). My landlord installed cameras because she took him to court so often and he needed proof that she was making stuff up. She would mark down the time that I or any friends of mine arrived at or left my house and would sit in her driveway watching us. Once, my landlord was going out of town and told me I was welcome to use his grill and have friends over (he lived next door to me). I did so, inviting maybe 5 friends, max, and we had a nice, mellow cook out. No loud music, no drunken debauchery or anything like that. True to form, the nosy neighbor called my landlord and told him that she was calling her lawyer and threatening legal action over our small party. Thankfully my landlord had footage of our gathering and deemed it all totally fine and completely within the bounds of what he’d invited me to do. She sucked. Fuck you, Sandra.

I had a neighbor, who I had never met, continue to throw dead animal carcasses in my yard. This went on for several months. Rabbit. Rabbit. Possum. Squirrel. Raccoon. You name it. One day, I witnessed him doing it and this was how I determined who was actually performing this strange act. He was probably in his 60’s. He opened his garage door, walked out with a pitchfork and something dead on it, then proceeded to yuck it in my front lawn. I waited until that night, picked it up and hurled it onto his car’s windshield. He never did it again. My other neighbor, who I eventually met, said he had some feud with the previous owner of my house. I guess he never realized I wasn’t the guy he feuded with.

A dorm neighbor was a huge dick and didn’t care for anyone in the suite. So he did something like tip over his sub woofer, turn the music up and left for the weekend. The entire crew could feel it from our beds. I guess he didn’t know that RA’s have keys to the rooms. Maybe he also didn’t know that you could get ejected from dorms. Fuck you Bosco. You turd.

We had our lot assessed and they put stakes in the ground on the property line. She pulled them up and moved them two inches over. It was very noticeable because they also made a small spray painted line along the stakes. I guess she didn’t think we would notice that the stakes were no longer on the line.

I was at this neighbourhood treasure hunt when I was around 11. It was in a big park with lot of trees and rocks, parking lot and a community centre next to it. Me and my neighbours kid both figured out final clue and sprinted towards the finish, only for me to ‘accidentally’ bumped by his dad and fall. Still salty about it till this day

He’s salty about a land survey that was done decades before I moved in. We have a decent neighborly relationship in general, but when I moved in he tried to convince me that a whole section of my yard was his. Fortunately, the previous owner had warned me he might try this. Now we rent the house out. Every time a new tenant moves in, he walks the property with them and tries to move the property line again. Very petty, and so consistent!

Our neighbors CONSTANTLY complained for like 2 years about a tree in the back yard that looked like it was going to fall. They threatened to sue us if it did. Thing is, the tree was clearly on their property. Like by 5 feet. Then one day during a strong storm, a huge, seemingly strong & healthy tree, smack dab in the middle of their front yard blows over onto their house. We went over the next day and helped them cut it up & remove it. They could barely make eye contact with us & never said thank you. They did shut up about the other tree though, that’s still standing to this day.

Wacko neighbor was convinced that we had stolen his lawnmower. Of course we didn’t. He ranted and raved about this but we just tuned him out because we thought he was a harmless crackhead. One day he comes over in a panic and asks to borrow our lawnmower because his landlord was coming and if the lawn wasn’t mowed, he’d be evicted. At the time we lived on a dead end street with six houses, what was the harm? He mowed his lawn then promptly hid it in his back shed and denied ever borrowing it. Before it could escalate to anything, he was arresting for molesting his teenage stepdaughter and we got our lawnmower back.

My neighbors play loud music and yell at each other quite frequently. Recently they realized they can turn the stereo into a PA and now scream obscenities at each other through the microphone. Lovely.

He had a tree in his yard that threw a lot of shade on my side, which eventually killed everything that was growing there. So I spent a lot of time and money to plant a beautiful shade garden. He watched me the entire time, asking questions about the plants and how much they cost. The following spring, he cut the fucking tree down.

Poison the area where she knew our chickens grazed. Right at the fence line, on our side. And yes, one of our chickens died because of that.

Water people were out checking meters. Water guy asked me where our meter was – showed him where it was at. Buttpicker neighbor comes out of his house hollaring to the world that was HIS METER and I was not to touch it. We shared the in-ground meter thingie, two separate meters. Water guy had a good laugh and instructed the neighbor that it was indeed where my meter was, neighbor was embarassed at his own behavior and went back into his house but watched us for a bit. They were sort of weird. Always remember that they smelled like dirty bedsheets.

Mine was a downstairs neighbor and they would constantly switch the drier plug to our outlet to charge our unit for drying their clothes.

Smeared feces on my door knob he was a real piece of work. He was discharged from the military after “someone” shot him in the foot. He lived in the main house, the woman I started dating and later moved in with lived in the mother in law unit behind it. He hated her, and taunted her constantly. When I moved in, he got outright hostile. Kept threatening to kick my ass, break my arm, etc etc. After he smeared shit on the door knob, I pissed on his Jeep. That was his baby. Pissed right on the door, door handle, the front tires. He almost caught me, but I was already walking away. Told him I didn’t see anything, he acted like he was going to do something, but thought better about it. I had about a foot height on him lol